I'm on a mission! A MISSION I TELLS YAH.
Seriously, send me as much mail as you can, all the post in the world, I want me some snail mail, so that.
Anyone who wants to spend like 20pence on a stamp and envelope, send me something, a letter, a poem, piece of art, joke, anything, this is DeviantArt; do yah thang.

Anyone who's gunna send me mail, send it to (I'm giving it away in confidence here, so, that. )
Jamie Burgoyne
25, Oakleigh Park Drive,
Leigh-on-Sea,
Essex, ss9 1rp,
England